The main qualification is to have a first name that no one has ever heard of. Now, the tricky distinction comes down to differentiating between names that might have some ethnic heritage or lean more toward hippie than preppy.
The name has to be unique, and most importantly, it has to have a certain air about it. Basically, it has to sound like it fits in Judge Elihu Smails’ family, and belongs in a Tuesday afternoon foursome with Spaulding and his chums at Bushwood Country Club.
FIRST TEAM
Ridge Flick — Sr., A, Air Force
Ashton Hotchkiss — Sr., A, Roanoke
Gibbs Preston — Sr., A, McDaniel
Forest Sonnenfeldt — Fr., M, Princeton
Keaton O’Hara — So., M, Bellarmine
Caldwell Rohrbach — So., A, St. Lawrence
Zeppy O’Geen — So., F/O, Herkimer
Briggs Davis — So., LSM, Middlebury
Baxter Lanius — Fr., D, Lehigh
Dayton Gilbreath —So., D, Air Force
Brogin VanSkoik — Sr., Potsdam
Brewster Knowlton — So., G, WNEC
SECOND TEAM
Edison Parzanese — Sr., A, Holy Cross
Ronjohn Dadd — Fr., A, Bucknell
Rhett Miller — Jr., A Dartmouth
Houghton Hauf — Jr., M, Trinity
Deets Hoffman — Sr., M, Washington & Lee
Towny Swiggett — Sr., M Dartmouth
Long Ellis — Jr., LSM, Princeton
Bennett Dee — So., D, OCC
Madden Titus — So., D, Denison
Blaise Fullen — So., defense, Lehigh
Remington Steele — Jr., G, Limestone
THIRD TEAM
Tor Reinholdt — Fr. A, Limestone
Collins Carey — Sr., A, Brown
Coleman Russell — Fr., A, UNC
Porter McKay — So., M, Denison
Nils Thompson — Fr., midfield, Bryant
Emerson Eichler — Jr., M, Denver
Bennett Standiford — Sr., LSM, Trinity
Gaige Flint — So., defense, Lehigh
Brantley Beach — Jr., D, Plattsburgh
Granger Jewett — Jr., D, Vermont
Weston Beard — G, St. Joseph’s
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